Vulpesera ([info]hnos) wrote,
@ 2007-07-13 00:22:00
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Current mood: sleepless
Current music:Goldfrapp, "Fly me away"
Entry tags:daughter, earworm, music, wtf

I am taking a momentary break from story illustrations (more on that when they are finished)...

Pointless observation:
I am the absolutely the laaaaast person that ought to comment on what people wear*. I have made several questionable fashion choices (I was 13 in 1986- that should speak volumes) myself- but I need to comment on something that I have seen more than once since I made the move to Portland. Something that I am seeing with increasing frequency...

What is with the racerback tanks with the big 'ol white bra straps hangin' out? I was in Safeway last night, and as I was trying to decide on dinner, three Slumped Heiress-wannabes came slapping down the aisle, shuffling about in their flip flops and sucking on their Frappamochalattebingybongychinos.


The three of them took an over-long bored look at me and continued on. As I looked up, I noticed one girl sporting the following (pencil rendition in place of actual photo- the clothing combination annoyed me enough to take a break from dancing rabbits and Lemmy guarding a castle):




Why not just go all the way and pull a Mrs. Stimler? (Bonus if you know what I am referencing. Seriously.) I assume it was an attempt at being alluring, there was a substantial amount of crack being flashed.

*Oscar night is an exception to my bitchery on the subject. I come from people who are highly talented with a needle and thread- and there is no excuse for being dressed like a toilet brush when you make millions.


Which is the bigger trainwreck?:

"Rock of Love with Bret Michaels", or "Scott Baio is 45 and single"?

VH1 is really scraping the bottom. I will admit that I sort of look forward to Joel McHale ripping both apart. :>


Pride/Joy:

 I can hear Ru intoning along with the TV:  "When Cameron was in Eeeegypt's laaaaannnnd....let my....Cameron....goooooo"


Pride/Joy II:

...and she wants to nitpick Solarbabies with me. Glorious! :D


Obsessed:

 I cannot stop listening to Goldfrapp. Or saying "Goldfrapp".



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[info]red6
2007-07-13 12:36 pm UTC (link)
Nice drawing rendition. You hit it dead on.

I always count the number of butt cracks I see in public and share each and every one with Kamaria. Jenny's graduation commencements were the bomb. At least 10 for her colege one, which was a few years ago when the low risers were in full bloom.

I especialy like the BGH enhanced 13 year olds with the Daisy Duke sweatpant cut-offs announcing how "Juicy" their jailbait asses are. Whenever Kamaria and I go to the Mall of America we make a game of trying to spot Uncle Creepy following these girls around.

Mrs. Stimler...Splash?

Scott Baio will be the trainwreck. He is too sorry and ernest. Bret Michaels just wants VH-1 to put on an orgy for him. How many of the silicone brained hoochies do you think will be making out with each other around the nightly stripper pole convention. Besides, he's hung like Tommy Lee. C'mon.

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[info]hnos
2007-07-13 09:48 pm UTC (link)
You're a hot red-blooded American perv, what do you think? Is that the way it should be? Will it cross over for those of us who prefer men? Will I see lil' Billy Badass and Harry Hardcore (air kiss to Martha) stomping through the mall with "Bacon Rod" and "Gushin' Prussian" appliqued to the back of their gym shorts?


Mrs. Stimler: You are correct, Sir!


Baio vs. Sychak: I think you are dead on here. But oh. So gross. And you said something about Tommy Lee which automatically makes me want to wash my eyes.


(Yeah, that is his real surname. I initially misread it as Szyzlak and had the giggles for a while.)

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[info]topacio
2007-07-13 06:49 pm UTC (link)
hahaha, I made my own for Connecticut:

AWFUL!

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[info]hnos
2007-07-13 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Yep, it must be national. I forgot about all the fucking Hollister.


(I think it's hilarious how much people will shell for a bag. I have a hard time charging 40 for mine.)

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[info]topacio
2007-07-13 07:00 pm UTC (link)
And this is pretty scary, too: hahaha, he looks like an alien!

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[info]hnos
2007-07-13 09:25 pm UTC (link)
WHAT THE FUH...


Oh god. (furiously rubbing eyes)

You know, I don't think there is truly anything wrong with putting out a holiday album. I rather like that time of year. But WHY is he positioned on the album cover looking like the Ken doll version of Bob Goulet?

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[info]topacio
2007-07-13 09:49 pm UTC (link)

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[info]hnos
2007-07-14 12:00 am UTC (link)
You need to come out here and visit, then compare your experience meeting Nate with that video.


It's EERIE, I tell you.

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[info]topacio
2007-07-14 04:34 am UTC (link)
Hahahaa, the last lucid memory I can recall of Nate involved braces and acne!

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[info]hnos
2007-07-14 12:44 am UTC (link)
I also would like to say how much I love your Rick Astley icon.

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[info]topacio
2007-07-14 04:35 am UTC (link)
Why thank you! I made it myself. Have it if you want !

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[info]topacio
2007-07-14 04:37 am UTC (link)
PS: that Dio icon is frightening.

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[info]topacio
2007-07-14 04:39 am UTC (link)
Do you happen to use AOL Instant Messenger??? My screen name is Gunetiquette if you do...

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[info]hnos
2007-07-18 11:29 pm UTC (link)
I actually don't! I use MSN and Yahoo.

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[info]jen_monkey
2007-07-14 08:51 am UTC (link)
Damn, working in the mall now I totally understand Anna about the icky clothes. I don't want to see big letters smacked across pre-teens asses with the claims of juicy, or hottie etc. And I swear I see more crack in one day than a dealer in west philly. It's so nasty.....hmmmm, maybe I need to make some shorty shorts with 'nasty' and 'ghetto' and 'trash' on them......that would be more the ticket I think.

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Hey Nossie
[info]sandielicious
2007-07-20 06:37 am UTC (link)
I think you would enjoy Kath & Kim - http://www.kathandkim.com/default.htm

Kim is a take off of the girls you are talking about - see this picture - http://www.sundancechannel.com/UPLOADS/films/320x240/k/kath_kim_2.jpg

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