Current mood:	obviously, unable to sleep.
Current music:	Harry Nilsson, "Me and my Arrow"

Many images. Work-safe, but there are tons of them.
Prepare to have the hours sucked out of your day...this site is phenomenal. I felt compelled to comment on many of the products featured...and it's not even a dent into the site. It's CRAZY-EXTENSIVE.


This might be the most perfect, gleeful grouping of words ever used. Since the beginning of time. EVER. Burry's! HOOPTY-DO! BiG LuCiOuS MARRRRSHMALLOW PIE! WHEE!




But why is Donald so happy? Could it be the wooden rocket that he's dry-humping?



I'm not gonna say it.


Ok, I gotta. "Goofy" and "Cream of" should NEVER be used in tandem.



The mental image of following the directions, and cutting out the eye holes while curds slowwwwwwwwly issue forth from that maniacal-looking pink rabbit's ocular cavities (thank you Phil Hartman) made me laugh for almost an hour.




I once actually ingested this. By choice. The "fruity" flavor. Oh my GOD was it fucking HORRIBLE. Think juicy fruit gum with a hint of nail polish remover and stomach acid. Really. I also vaguely remember that it was a nice, lush tropical shade of bile yellow.




I know how she feels.




Shot from GUNS!




Quickly yanked off the market following complaints regarding it's cousin, Pud Pudding.




Because R2 was such a fucking fairy. *rolls eyes*




What crazy, voyeuristic Sea-World Porn was about to happen here, huh?



Is it just me, or does the female cartoon Lik-M-Aid junkie in the upper left package appear to be thinking "Oh dude....I am SOOOOOO waaaaasted..." while leaning on a toilet?




Gee. Yay. Thanks, Mommy. Thanks, Daddy. I *heart* Yokel-Candy.




Behold the mighty BROWN VOLTRON EGG. (waits patiently for Forty-icon)




Just for Kyle... Who needs literacy when you got flavor!





The "...made me tee-hee like a twelve year old at Lake Titicaca" assortment:












The "What the fuh...wha...this is..." nightmare-grouping:


This one especially. Look at his...remaining teeth. Loooooooooooooooooook.


This one might take a sec...but....Punch and Judy is scary on it's own. And do you KNOW what crazy shit they had to do in the 60's to replicate RASPBERRY FLAVOR?


Go and look up "hexachlorophene". I'll wait.


These should be part of a Stephen King plot.


Who knew you could buy EYE-POPPING, JAW-WRENCHED-IN-A-SILENT-SCREAM HORROR for a penny?


See, Susie? Raggedy Ann says it's A-OK to touch Mummy's hot iron! She wouldn't lie! Look at her shiny, bright eyes and knowing smile! Yeah! It's ok!